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how to escort without screwing up

This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is 41rrnoyfefl._sy346_.jpgHi Ladies! Before you even think about becoming an escort you need to know what you are getting into – I can guarantee it’s not what you think! You think this is the sexiest, most lucrative job you will ever have. It just might be where the money is concerned. But sexy?Escorting isn’t what you see in the media.

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not 1 in 10,000?

Gwyneth Montenegro is the notorious escort who had sex with 10,000 clients. Nope not 10,000 times….10,000 men. That probably means she’s had sex way more times than that if she got any repeats. She released a book (10,000 Men and Counting) and now she gives interviews about how the number of good men out there is dwindling rapidly.

Jezebel, an ezine about all kinds of pop culture and other stuff, ran the numbers to see how long it might have taken GM to have that much sex: she claimed 12 years so the mag claims she has to have had sex with 2 – 4 men every day. 12 years. 4 men a day. Ultimately Jezebel called her on it: Your vag would break. Don’t forget she has two other holes. And maybe a strap-on or two.

All I know is if she can’t find 1 good man in 10,000 maybe it’s her. Not the men.

samantha x is my idol

I love Samantha X. You know who she is right? Gorgeous Australian escort – quite famous – who now owns her own escort agency….Sydney Escorts. Blonde lady possibly in her 50s, married (I think), and a media darling, Samantha X is cool on so many levels:

  1. She won’t hire women under 25 years old
  2. She is a very successful enterpreneur
  3. She is in her 50s and a knockout looking woman
  4. She seems to enjoy this industry
  5. She is a success story in the sex industry
  6. She has great boobs (ha – had to get that one in there)

I’m thinking about semi-retirement – maybe 1 or 2 shifts a month. I’d rather be a booker but I can’t find a Toronto agency that’s hiring. Does anyone have a lead?

Maybe Samantha X hires long distance….

retirement sucks!

The hours are great but the income is lower. It’s not the age I want to retire at that matters….it’s the amount. I like the freedom and I like not having a penis in my face to make a living. Gotta say I don’t miss it…I still have my boyfriend’s.

I am thinking about working another shift soon just to pull down $1,000.00 for one shift. I can pretty much expect it. It depends on the effort I want to make. Isn’t that true of everyone?

I could always top up my rrsp.

I promised myself I’m finished. I don’t the job but damn I’m feeling the $$ pinch.

Stay tuned…..

Shaming an Escort

Why Outing a Sex Worker Can Have Devastating Consequences is a great article in the Huffington Post. A young law student graduate named Nadia Guo was outed in the Toronto Sun (where else…that rag). Rosie DiManno was the bitch reporter who outed her because it netted her more readers, naturally. It also devastated Guo’s family.

HuffPost Canada spoke to several Canadian sex workers about their experiences with stigma. What kept them up at night isn’t the services they provide. “Whorephobia” — a term sex work activists use to refer to hatred and discrimination against sex workers — was their biggest enemy.

That’s the reason for the stigma. No one wants to be labelled as a ‘ho. People know nothing about the women in this industry. “The implications can range from losing contact with your family, friendships, your job, and losing housing….The problem, ultimately, is that there’s so much stigma in being a sex worker.”

It’s even more pathetic that a woman outed Guo. Whatever happened to sisterhood? I hope this stuff eventually works out better for the new generation. Sadly this isn’t the case for Guo.

that empty feeling

When you’re an escort there are days you feel, well, empty. Escorting isn’t an acceptable status in Western society. There’s a huge stigma. You can’t tell anyone what you do for a living unless you never want to see him or her again. Then again it’s a great way to get people you don’t like out of your life.

Personal relationships are difficult. You either lie and don’t tell your boyfriend you’re an escort so you can keep him or you tell him and he probably breaks it off. Unless he’s a porn star. That can work.

Hiding where you’re going and how you make your money doesn’t feel good. Only confident women can rise above it. I simply blocked it out when I spoke to my family. I also wrote in my journal as an emotional outlet. That’s helpful. I mean if you cant talk to someone else about your life at least talk to yourself.

The best way I can suggest to get out of a slump is to take time off and get involved with activities that have nothing to do with your job. Be around fun, “normal” people with ordinary lives. Go do ordinary stuff like shop and meet friends for coffee. Blog. It’s helpful and best of all you get to be anonymous.

Anonymous, however, is still empty.

moron paid escort agency to book with celebrities

Seriously how stupid can anyone be? A Chinese businessman (Yu Martin Xu) paid Royal Court Escorts in Sydney Australia $3.7 million to have sx with models and celebrities. You can’t make this stuff up. Xu actually believed this agency would set him up with Megan Fox and Candice Swanepoel (Victoria’s Secret Model).

I don’t know when Fox entered the escort business. I thought she liked being an actress. Isn’t she wealthy as it is?

You know that expression “there’s a sucker born every minute?” There’s your sucker.